Somedays, inaimate objects of the world attack me. Does this happen to you? Do you really stub your toe or is it the chair that attacks you? I mean - you've usually walked by that SAME place multiple times and never stubbed your toe so why that time? I bet it was the chair.
So for all the times inanimate objects attack me, I think I need to start taking preventative measures...
1 - I've got multiple paper cuts - maybe I should go Edward Scissorhands and cut that paper before it cuts me. I think work might start garnishing my paycheques for the amount of bandaids I use.
2 - Markers, pens and highlighters or even ink out of the plotter have issues with drawing on the paper and would much rather draw on my hands, arms or heck even face. Yes, ink on my face. How you ask - I have no idea. These things are sneaky in how they get on me. Sometimes I swear I don't even use a highlighter and yet - it's on me. Maybe I should only use pencils from now on.
3 - Shelves. The other day the back of my head was attacked by a bracket that was sticking out from a shelf. Smasho my head therefore creating a large egg on the back of my head. Now apparently I should wear a hard hat in the office - not just when I go out on site.
OK - enough entertaining you with my inanimate objects for now. (Even though that's not even scraping the top of the stories...those three are just from last week.)
:D
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